Christmas Funny Quotes- Top 20 Funny Sayings Messages
Christmas Funny Quotes- Top 20 Funny Sayings Messages

Why always send some serious messages and wishes. Sometime being funny will make everyone laugh even its christmas. We bring you a collection of 20 best Christmas Funny Quotes in english. These Christmas Funny Quotes are from famous editors abd writers. Send these Christmas Funny Quotes, sayings to your loved ones and make them smile. Wish everyone a very Merry Christmas 2016.

20 Best Christmas Funny Quotes

1. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
– Andy Borowitz

2. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge

3. Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?
– Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)

4. My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
– Melanie White

5. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
– Dave Barry

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6. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
– Bridger Winegar

7. Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
– Melanie White

8. I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
– Winston Spear

9. Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
– Melanie White

10. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
– Guy Endore Kaiser

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

11. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
– Johnny Carson

12. I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
– Melanie White

13. Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.
– Carol Nelson

14. A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
– Melanie White

15. I’ve never really understood why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, but I think it’s because so many Chinese restaurants have the word “temple” in their names.
– Dan Zevin

16. Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
– Melanie White

17. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
– Larry Wilde

18. Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
– Kin Hubbard

19. There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
– Conan O’Brien

20. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
– Bob Phillips

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