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Best 15 Indian Politics Jokes
No drug problem in Punjab
No caste problem in India
No gun problem in US
No dictator problem in N. Korea
No denial problem on this planet
Sonia: Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
RaGa: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all account details
India: OMG OUR CURRENCY
US: OMG OUR ELECTIONS
UK: HOW DARE U CHANGE THE SHAPE OF TOBLERONE!!
Debate in India:
‘You can’t do X.’
‘Because the army fights on the borders to protect you.’
Mamata hates CPM because they’re left.
Mamata hates BJP because they’re right.
Mamata hates the army because they’re – left right left right
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Wife- Modi ji ka birthday kab hai?
Kejri- Sept 17th,1950
Wife- *starts beating him*
Kejri- maarti kyu hai?
Wife- kal mera birthday tha
Me:[gives Rs.10 coin]
Shopkeeper: Yeh nai chalta
Me:[shows him RBI circular]
SK:[shows me Whatsapp forward]
Me: Aapne to meri aankhe khol di
(Yesterday in Bombay)
Me: Toh ye kyon lagaaya hai?
Auto: (Meter cover) muft mein baant rahe they, humne le liya.
What does 1$ buy you today?
Masala Dosa and Coke.
What does 1 Rupee buy you?
Only a video on Airtel showing how to cook the Masala Dosa!
Rajiv Gandi Yamlok me baite the, Wo achanak hans pade
Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse?
Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki,
par bechara MANMOHAN SINGH bhugat raha hai!.
If Congress wins next loksabha election…
Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
Chini 3 ruaey ki 5 dane
Bijli or aata milne ke chance 1% hain.
Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khridega, Use asli desi ghi ki khushbu muft songhai jayegi aur petrol free dikhaya jayega.
Rahul Gandhi –> Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia Gandhi –> Kyun beta?
Rahul Gandhi –> Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
Rahul Gandhi was born with the Escape Velocity of Jupiter, which projected him to Earth.
The reason why ‘poverty’ couldn’t reach him here , and the reason why he is still considered “young” after 43 yrs* on Earth.
*1 Jupiter year = 11.86 Earth years.
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MANMOHAN SINGH – The outgoing Prime Minister has been in power for ten years and has accomplished shockingly little during the time. India’s greatest challenge, however, has been to get him to…talk. Just say anything! Anything at all!
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs… I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It’s eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!
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