Here is the collection of Best 20 Kids Jokes in English. These jokes are for kids, but it can make everyone laugh. Send these childish funny jokes to everyone and make them go ROFL.

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Best 20 Kids Jokes In English

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
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How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie into it.
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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
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If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein’.

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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nach-o cheese.
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.
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What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.

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What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop!
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Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he though it was a HIGH school!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

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What kind of button can you not undo?
A belly button!
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What kind of keys can’t open locks?
Monkeys! (or donkeys or turkeys!)
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how to open this door? It’s stuck!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

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What type of jam can’t be eaten?
A traffic jam!
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Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
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